these are not facts, but it is a fact that this convo really just happened....

Fact: This is what a slow day at work can do to a conversation.
me: (eye roll)
RichP: [grin and slams fist on desk]
me: (walks around the room stomping feet)
RichP: [throws stapler at the wall]
me: (retrieves stapler and starts a massive staple gun war - not a staple to spare)
RichP: [grabs keyboard cleaning spray ...and fires every can off at the same time]
me: (laura says "impossible you can't fire off every can at once there is only one of you!" then proceeds to block cleaning spray with rich's flat screen tv) (laura then unleashs her final weapon.....ZOEY with ninja stars....rich runs away in defeat)
RichP: [rich returns after his defeat]
me: (laura and zoey look at each other, confused on how rich would dare return after taking a hiss and ninja star to the left elbow)
RichP: [Rich snaps his fingers and the lights dim and a bright spot light shines brightly on his head as he proudly displays his secret weapon that makes him invinsible...even to crazy wacked out cats and sharp object...]
[drum roll please]
[Rich displays the secret weapon...which is....]
[drum continues to roll]
[and rolls]
me: (zoey and laura hide behind the couch)
RichP:  [FACTOR 8...[insert evil laugh]]
me: (laura and zoey give each other the "what the fuck" look because they've never heard of factor 8)
(used as a weapon)
RichP: With a loud voice Rich sings...
me: (zoey leaves and sits on laura's bed, she know laura has this in the bag)
RichP: [its his secret potion  to never be hurt...doesnt work against anyone else except for Pezzil]
me: (that's what you sing?)
RichP:: [more like a yodle]
me: (Laura's curiousity has peaked as to the melody of that sentence)
RichP: Rich says "can I have a note please?"
me: Laaaaa
RichP: different note
me: Fa
RichP: yup good [clears throat]
RichardP: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits hiiiiiiissssss seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecret potion toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo never be huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt...doooooooooooooooooooesnt work against aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyone else except for Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzil
me: (the glass in the windows shatter)
RichardP: [takes a bow][roses are thrown on the stage]
me: (laura decides that after a vocal display such as that, she should step aside and allow rich global domination)
RichardP: WIN
WIN
WIN
[happily he wins and does the "I am the shit dance"]
me: (zoey decide that rich winning sucks and poops in his shoes as payback. bitch. )
RichardP: [rich decides he had enough of zoey and eats her for dinner]