A day in the life of Zoey and MG

Let me bring you all up to speed...MG is at my place thinking he is some f-ing cat whisperer, we all know Zoey is a beast and would never be nice to anyone. Well one little wag of the tail and he thinks he can just do whatever he wants to her...haha she gets him her evil claws and he runs like hell...
 

MG:
    scratches (what zoey did)

    one on my middle finger (fittingly) that was bleeding like crazy
    other one at the base of the palm of my hand
LH:
    oh wow
    damn
MG:
    luckily it's my right hand...

    oh wait, I'm right handed
    I'm calling your cat Manson from now on
LH:
    but that's not her name
    so mean
    she'll hate you even more if you call her manson
    i thought you wanted to be the cat whisperer
MG:
    I give up with her
LH:
    that was a fast surrender
MG:
    well, when you're Polish and you're staring at the Nazi army, you know the inevitable outcome

    getting clawed to death
LH:
    she isn't a nazi! she's jewish!
    she just has good self defense
    you can't hate her for that

MG:
    self defense?

    I had food in my hand

    I was making a peace offering
    way to bite the hand that feeds you Manson
LH:
    haha nooo she isn't manson!
    all i have to say is this... she doesn't like rich, but he  has lived with me 8 months and never has been scratched
MG:
    Catler
LH:
    LOL
    wow you went there
MG:
    Zoe DeShitnel
LH:
    hahahaha
    i have a feeling you could go on for a while with these names
MG:
    Cat Bundy

    Zoe Dahmer
    Holocats
    ethnic catsing

    zoecide
LH:
    zoecide seems like what she is doing
    getting rid of anyone not zoey
    at least zoey deshanel will survive
MG:
    lol
    zoey buatafuco
LH:
    you are a little too good at this
MG:
    it's just cat-thartic to make fun of her

 

 

hahah yea I found that funny, hope you all did too...